Catchy Little Tune

The Undocumented Worker Song

By Tom Spaulding, with deepest apologies to Led Zeppelin

Waaaah, Waaaaaah,
We come to the land of the ice and snow,
From the Baltimore Sun where the press corps blows.
The spammers of the God
We’ll drive our quips to new lows,
To write the lies, bitch and cry:
Wasilla, we are coming!
Sweep the veep with thrashing pen,
Our only goal is help Obama win.

Waaaah, Waaaaah,
We come to the land of the ice and snow,
From the iv’ry towers and the Vinyard homes.
How’d ya get your fields so Green,
Without whisper’d tales of Gore,
We claim bonafides in War.
We are your Overlords.
Sweep the veep with thrashing pen,
Our only goal is help Obama win
And we will never stop to rebuild all our ruins,
For Hope and Change can win the day
Despite of all our losing.