Billy Mays for HopeyChange

The amazing new politics that takes from the makers and makes more takers. Civilian Defense Troops with $500 million dollar budgets...doing what?

Here's a bunch of your fellow wretched citizens in what are supposed to be shocking "after photo" vignettes of the Bush years, when in reality they'll be treasured by those same families for generations to come as "that time before we had to become hunter/gatherers" if Proconsul Obama actually ascends.

Big party in Chi that night.Invite only. ID required.

Bring your ShamWow.

Change The World, Rearrange The World

I read a comment on a blog that claims the Mainstream Media is creating an historic event by helping Obama get elected. I think this is accurate. By overt cheerleading and gilt-by-omission, they have created a glittering, glowing image that offers "Hope" and "Change" to the huddled masses.

"Hope" of erasing the stigma of race relations in America by electing a bi-racial candidate of dubious origins and negligible accomplishments. "Change" in the attitude of Europe towards our foreign policy by affecting their own malleable standards of right and wrong. Obama never talks about Liberty. He does not express any great desire for Freedom. He wants our international social status improved. He wants more international members on the USA Facebook page.

These are goals that cannot have a price tag that is too high. The Constitution is "fatally flawed". The Courts are "imperfect vehicles for Change". We need new and better ways of imposing our will on an electorate that should have no say in the matter. We need to keep them at bay with charges of racism, should they oppose our feel-good fiats. These are the goals of every Liberal in America...at a minimum.

I remember reading that the number one reason J-school students were following that career path was to "make a difference". Not report news, not inform the public, not be the objective free press.

Make a Difference. They don't want to be a "Witness to History", they want to be Midwife.

I voted straight ticket Republican yesterday. I'll make my own difference, thanks.

The Reverse John Galt

So, if Obama actually wins this election and delivers on even half of his promises, I'm vacillating on whether to pull a reverse John Galt and plug IN to the system. I don't qualify for any government programs at the moment - as far as I know. Being a typical hard-working middle aged white person - like Obama's grandma - I was raised to earn your own way. I have not looked into getting government cheese, food stamps, utility bill assistance, etc. Never crossed my mind.

Well, I did get food stamps for about a week or two in college, (25 years ago) and was so embarrassed by that fact that I rode my bike across town to use them, not wanting my local grocer to know I was out of work and out of food. Of course, shame and embarrassment are so passe these days that food stamps are de facto currency in some areas.

So I mean to look into every government assistance program Obama/Pelosi/Reid provides or funds. Even if I don't sign up, at least I'll have an idea where my money is going to. But if I do take an occasional sip from the public teat, consider it my own way of "spreading the wealth" back around to me.

And "it's good for everybody"...right, Obama?

UPDATE: From the comments below: "I'm thinking that about one year of listening to Michelle Obama complain about an unfeeling, mean white America from the bully pulpit of the First Lady should do it".

UPDATE II: That's it...I'm off to vote early. Seriously. Straight ticket, baby.

Thanks to InstaPundit for the link. Read Mrs.InstaPundit's Galt-take here.

"W" is a big "L"

Who was the intended market for this movie?

The Bush-haters are home practicing singing songs about Obama or finding new fake names to donate under. The Bush fans don't need to see him mocked by Hollywood yet again...who gave the green light to this blue light special from a red light district director?

Here's a poll you can take to the bank. "W" is off nearly 50% from it's opening week, when the firedoglake and DailyKos mouthbreathers buttered their popcorn watching it at the mall.

Murtha Twit

Still being sued for libel for his outrageous smear against the USMC, Saucy Jack gaffes and re-gaffes. Instead of older Western Pennsylvanians being 'racist', they are simply 'rednecks'. Get that distinction?

Racists:


Rednecks:

Who Writes Your Answers, Joe?

So, a local TV anchor in Florida gets to ask Joe Biden the kind of questions that get asked of Sarah Palin all the time...tough questions, questions that need asking but are so far down the MSM list they never come up.

He punts every single answer with boilerplate talking points, but does get a tad peeved and complains "I don't know who's writing your questions", both insulting the interviewer (did Katie write hers, Charlie write his?) and suggesting the norm for Joe is knowing what questions are coming.

Here's video:

That Can't Be A Marine Corps T-Shirt...

U Seen My Credibility?
Usurpers Solipsists Mendicants Cheats?
Unbearably Sophomoric Messiah Complex?


h/t Lucianne.com

ACORNucopia of Fraud

Wow. Well you gotta slightly admire the blatant, bald-faced, chutzpah-matic, any-means-necessary tactics going on in Ohio. Everybody's got great stuff here, here and here.

I guess the definition of voter fraud, if you are a Dem, is "getting caught filing fake registrations".

The ACORN guy on TV was pleading "bad apples" and taking umbrage that his noble work was being sullied. Poor baby.

Just Words....Exact Words

Charlie Gibson and his crack staff join Team Obama officially last night. During his interview with Governor Palin, Gibson tried to prove her fundie cred with this misquote:

GIBSON: You said recently, in your old church, “Our national leaders are sending U.S. soldiers on a task that is from God.” Are we fighting a holy war?

PALIN: You know, I don’t know if that was my exact quote.

GIBSON: Exact words.

PALIN: But the reference there is a repeat of Abraham Lincoln’s words when he said — first, he suggested never presume to know what God’s will is, and I would never presume to know God’s will or to speak God’s words.

But what Abraham Lincoln had said, and that’s a repeat in my comments, was let us not pray that God is on our side in a war or any other time, but let us pray that we are on God’s side.

That’s what that comment was all about, Charlie. . . .

GIBSON: But you went on and said, “There is a plan and it is God’s plan.”

Sorry, Charlie. What she actually said...her actual EXACT QUOTE, was this:

“Pray for our military. He's (Palin's son, Track) going to be deployed in September to Iraq. Pray for our military men and women who are striving to do also what is right for this country – that our leaders, our national leaders are sending them out on a task that is from God. That’s what we have to make sure we are praying for, that there is a plan and that that plan is God’s plan.” . . .

See, Christians - even the ones you might run into at the ABC cafeteria - often pray that their imperfect human actions are in line with what their Creator wants them to be doing. They don't presume to know what God intends, they only pray for guidance that their actions are in line with His will.

Are you, Charlie Gibson, admitting you don't know the basic details of the Christ Doctrine? What experience do you have in such matters? You, sir, were obviously unqualified to have given this interview.

The NEW Chicago Politics

From Byron York at NRO, via the Chicago Tribune Swamp blog:

[Gov. Rod] Blagojevich, who supports favorite son U.S. Sen. Barack Obama for president, today criticized Democrats for belittling the experience of Republican U.S. Sen. John McCain's running mate, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, and took a jab at the work of legislators who run for executive positions…

Blagojevich, who said he spent two summers after high school working on the Alaska pipeline, readily defended the executive experience that governors have in contrast to legislators when it comes to being presidential material.

"I would hope the Democrats wouldn't say that about a governor," Blagojevich, a former state legislator and congressman, told [radio host Spike] O'Dell of criticism that the first-term Palin lacks experience.

"The reality is, governors every day have to make decisions for better or for worse. That's part of the job. It's an executive position. And it's a position that is like what you're going to do when you're president. Legislators, they do different things. They debate and they pass their bills back and forth," he said.

"But governors make decisions, and I think it's a tactical mistake for the Democrats to question Gov. Palin's experience when she's been a governor of a state," he said. "I don't think the size of the state is relevant. It's the kinds of decisions you have to make as governor. They (Democrats) should focus on the issues and why the policies of President Bush ought to be changed and I think that's what will help Obama win."

Biden thinks Hillary should have his gig, and the Governor of Obama's home state thinks Governors have plenty of executive experience, Palin included.

Is anybody campaigning for Obama to actually be the President any more?

Deeds Most Fowler

What a loving, happy, inspirational couple.

First, Don Fowler, former DNC head and current Jackass gets caught on tape saying "Everything's cool...God is on our side", when it looked like Hurricane Gustav might do serious damage to New Orleans and completely disrupt the Republican convention. Republicans, of course, were preparing to thwart the Almighty and offer assistance to the potential victims. Not Fowler, he was flying home to be with...

Mrs. Carol Fowler, who states that Sarah Palin's only qualification was that "she has not had an abortion". Which precludes the Mother Fowler from consideration, apparently.

Both had to "apologize" and try to explain away their vileness. Both failed.

Daddy Fowler is sorry if anyone was offended. Yup, that's what he actually said. Not sorry he said it, sorry you took it that way. It's a nuanced position, full of possibilites. If a huricane strikes the coast hard enought to halt a convention in Minneapolis, God is behind it and wants it to happen. Which is a step up from "Mr. Bush and his Haliburton Weather Machine", I'll give him that.

Mrs. "Babies Are A Hanging Chad In My Uterus" Fowler said she was talking about "single-issue" voters. Yes, Carol, there was a danger of all pro-lifers voting for Obama until Governor Palin came along. What an insight.

Imagine having to call these people friends, sending them Christmas cards, attending their God-sanctioned natural disaster cocktail parties, and haivng to say "Peace Be With You" to them in church. Ugh.

Biden Your Tongue

A late endorsement:

Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America," Biden said. "Let’s get that straight. She’s a truly close personal friend; she is qualified to be president of the United States of America. She’s easily qualified to be vice president of the United States of America and quite frankly it might have been a better pick than me, but she is first-rate.”

Plagiarism is Light Work For Obama

Obama:

John McCain says he's about change too, and so I guess his whole angle is, 'Watch out George Bush -- except for economic policy, health care policy, tax policy, education policy, foreign policy and Karl Rove-style politics -- we're really going to shake things up in Washington,'" he said.

Run with it like ya stole it, Obama!!

Cribbed cartoon captions passed off as campaign rhetoric. What's next, Ted Rall as speech writer?

Hat Tip: www.hillaryclintonforum.net

Hey Dems: That Sound You Hear...

...is your "Hypocrisy" ringtone. Distinguished from your "Racist" ringtone and your "Sexist" ringtone, which you apparently have on "mute" these days.

Either "families are off limits" as Obama has decreed, or they are not.

Joe Biden thinks they are not. Here he is inferring that if the Palins really cared about their Down syndrome baby, they'd support the Democrat version of stem cell research.

Even the One himself can't resist, claiming that

"(Palin)'s got five kids and my hat goes off to anybody who's looking after five. I've got two and they tire Michelle and me out!".

Time for a new decree it seems.

Maybe the Obama's are tired of driving the girls to school, or mabe it's from working so hard to afford the $15k each per semester tuition.

True to form, it was THE MEDIA that created a false sense of outrage. Not Obama. Not his snickering, snarky followers at the campaign stop. Nope. THE MEDIA did it.

Obama:

"See, it would be funny, but the news media decided that would be the lead story yesterday. This happens every election cycle. Every four years, this is what we do. This is what they want to spend two of the last 55 days talking about...Enough!"

It would be funny, see.


Nope, I don't.

When Pigs Fly

Ben Smith at Politico reports:

September 09, 2008
Categories: Barack Obama
Obama: 'Lipstick on a pig'

Amie Parnes reports from Lebanon, VA:

Quote:

Obama poked fun of McCain and Palin's new "change" mantra.

"You can put lipstick on a pig," he said as the crowd cheered. "It's still a pig."

"You can wrap an old fish in a piece of paper called change. It's still gonna stink."

"We've had enough of the same old thing."

The crowd apparently took the "lipstick" line as a reference to Palin, who described the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull in a single word: "lipstick."

Since Palin owns the word 'lipstick" this season due to the punchline to her oft-repeated hockey mom joke, will the ever-sensitive Dems recognize the three glaring references to:

1) Sarah Palin is the pig in lipstick
2)"Old" is a dig at McCain
3) Fish" is a derogatory slang for women (ask Andrew Sullivan)

If Obama meant to imply all of that, he is unfit to be President.
If Obama did not mean to imply any of that, he is an idiot for not knowing which words are "code" words.

BTW, If McCain had characterized Obama's secretiveness regarding Ayers and Wright as "Trying to get the fried chicken recipe from Colonel Sanders", or described Obama's Marxist environmental programs as "Like watermelons...Green on the outside, Red on the inside", would that be simply using a "turn of the phrase" and would McCain not be attacked by libs?

This is a major gaffe from Obama.

UPDATE: Video added. As you can see, the crowd of post-racial light worker fans knew exactly who and what he meant. Apparently Joe Biden was introduced at a different event by Congressman Carnahan with a different take on the lipstick theme.

Hat Tip: Drudge Report

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Catchy Little Tune

The Undocumented Worker Song

By Tom Spaulding, with deepest apologies to Led Zeppelin

Waaaah, Waaaaaah,
We come to the land of the ice and snow,
From the Baltimore Sun where the press corps blows.
The spammers of the God
We’ll drive our quips to new lows,
To write the lies, bitch and cry:
Wasilla, we are coming!
Sweep the veep with thrashing pen,
Our only goal is help Obama win.

Waaaah, Waaaaah,
We come to the land of the ice and snow,
From the iv’ry towers and the Vinyard homes.
How’d ya get your fields so Green,
Without whisper’d tales of Gore,
We claim bonafides in War.
We are your Overlords.
Sweep the veep with thrashing pen,
Our only goal is help Obama win
And we will never stop to rebuild all our ruins,
For Hope and Change can win the day
Despite of all our losing.

Nicely Put, Mr. Klavan

I liked what this man has to say. It rings true to me, and I share his experiences on a daily basis.

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The Big White Lie
Andrew Klavan

The thing I like best about being a conservative is that I don’t have to lie. I don’t have to pretend that men and women are the same. I don’t have to declare that failed or oppressive cultures are as good as mine. I don’t have to say that everyone’s special or that the rich cause poverty or that all religions are a path to God. I don’t have to claim that a bad writer like Alice Walker is a good one or that a good writer like Toni Morrison is a great one. I don’t have to pretend that Islam means peace.

Of course, like everything, this candor has its price. A politics that depends on honesty will be, by nature, often impolite. Good manners and hypocrisy are intimately intertwined, and so conservatives, with their gimlet-eyed view of the world, are always susceptible to charges of incivility. It’s not really nice, you know, to describe things as they are.

This is leftism’s great strength: it’s all white lies. That’s its only advantage, as far as I can tell. None of its programs actually works, after all. From statism and income redistribution to liberalized criminal laws and multiculturalism, from its assault on religion to its redefinition of family, leftist policies have made the common life worse wherever they’re installed. But because it depends on—indeed is defined by—describing the human condition inaccurately, leftism is nothing if not polite. With its tortuous attempts to rename unpleasant facts out of existence—he’s not crippled, dear, he’s handicapped; it’s not a slum, it’s an inner city; it’s not surrender, it’s redeployment—leftism has outlived its own failure by hiding itself within the most labyrinthine construct of social delicacy since Victoria was queen.

This is no small thing. To rewrite the rules of courteous behavior is to wield enormous power. I see it in Southern California, in the bleeding heart of leftism, where I live. I’ve been banned from my monthly poker game, lost tennis partners, lost friends—not because I’m belligerent but because I’ve wondered aloud if the people shouldn’t be allowed to make their own abortion laws, say, or if the world might not be a better place without the UN.

It’s a rotten feeling. I sometimes think that I’d rather be deemed evil than a boor. Wickedness has some flair to it, even a whiff of radicalism. If you molest a child, there’s always a chance that you can get the ACLU to defend you as a cultural innovator. But if you make a remark at table about the destructive social effects of broken homes and then discover that your dinner partner is a divorcée—trust me, you feel like a real louse. It’s manners, not morals, that lay the borderlines of our behavior.

This, I believe, is the reason conservative politicians so often lose their nerve, why they back down in debate even when they’re clearly right. No one wants to be condemned as a brute—especially not conservatives, who still retain some vague memory of how worthy it is to be a lady or gentleman.

And because we’ve allowed leftists to define the language of political good manners—don’t say women are less scientific; don’t remark that black people bear the same responsibility for their actions as whites; don’t point out that the gunman was a Muslim, it’s not nice—the sort of person willing to speak the truth isn’t always the sort of person you want to be seen with. It sometimes takes, I mean, a Rush Limbaugh or a Sean Hannity to withstand the obloquy attached to stating the facts of the matter. If these people in their public personae seem harsh to more genteel conservatives, it may be because it requires that extra dollop of aggression to shatter the silence created by the Left’s increasingly elaborate sensitivities.

Still, mannerly as we would rather be, truth-telling continues to be both compelling and ultimately satisfying. There is, after all, something greater than courtesy. “Firmness in the right,” Lincoln called it, “as God gives us to see the right.” We find ourselves at a precarious moment in an endeavor of great importance: namely, the preservation of Western rationalism and liberty. It does mankind no good to allow so magnificent an enterprise to slip away merely for fear of saying the wrong thing.

What Are Words For?

Ann Coulter , conservative provocateur, used the "new f-word" to describe what she couldn't say about John Edwards. She was trying (poorly) to reference the latest liberal PC craze - speak your mind and use a slur, go to rehab.

In particular, she was referring to the case of actor Isaiah Washington, who apparently called one of his fellow actors a "faggot", apologized, then headed to rehab for his sin. This was soon followed by Tim Hardaway stating his "homophobia" and his preference for keeping his distance from gay men. Hardaway was punished by the NBA and lost some endorsements.

No word on any repercussions towards Mark Knopfler, of Dire Straits, who's '80's smash hit "Money For Nothing" has these lines, transmitted across the airwaves on a daily basis for 25 years:

See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy, that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire

Knopfler admits he was quoting the rough-talking blue collar laborer he observed watching MTV while delivering appliances. Coulter was attempting to skewer the far-left Liberal mindset that thinks re-education camps are the solution for bigotry, as well as alluding to the fact that some on the Left believes you can wish the Vice President dead, but you definitely can't call him a faggot.

Whew. At least they have some standards.

Left Cheers Assassination Attempt

Pajamas Media catches the Huffington Post scrubbing the comments from it's more rabid Leftist readers who were hoping...and praying...that Dick Cheney would be killed in the suicide attack on him in Afghanistan.

Wait a minute. They are forgetting thier own rules again. These people simply cannot comment on or even support a Cheney assassination unless they are actually willing to attempt it themselves. They are just going to have to enlist in the Taliban, Mahdi Army, AQ in Iraq, or the Revolutionary Guard. Or they must, if I recall correctly, be willing to “send their own sons and daughters” to do it.

If they will not strap on the bombs, aim the rifle or lick the stamp on the anthrax letter, they are… Chicken Vultures, I guess..?

The People Have Spoken?

From The Corner:

Dissident Chicks [Jonah Goldberg]

You've got to love this :

Maines said, ''People are using their freedom of speech tonight [by giving us] all these awards. I'm very humbled.''

But, the people who criticized these people were ... what? I am so disgusted with people who think free speech is defined as being able to say what you think without being criticized.

I think Goldberg has it right. Natalie says 'the people have spoken", and claims it is validation of sorts. Someone pointed out in the comments section of the Corner that 20,000 liberal artiste Grammy voters may have spoken (in error, naturally), but the people were the ones speaking when you had to re-route your entire tour due to low ticket sales...that was the people speaking, Nat.

I find it odd (not really) that it took a trip to L.A. ( is that West Dixie?) ,endless co-writing sessions with L.A. rockers, uber-producer Rick Rubin and the support of the Liberal Left to manufacture a "straight from the heart, this is our response" record. Surely, the empowered, independent Dixie Chicks don't need help from the phallocentric Rock Star World to help them speak their own minds?

FWIW, the Grammy Awards have ceased to be anything of value to music fans. Jon Bon Jovi won a Country Grammy....why say any more about it? Ridiculous.

UPDATE: And another thing...this whole episode about "death threats" apparently spooked the Chicks. Allegedly, the girls received threats from angry Americans. Somehow the death threat that is Islamofascism - the one directed toward ME - does not bother them, they'd rather cattily criticize the one guy doing something about it. I'm supposed to care about their alleged death threats when tens of thousands of religious fanatics would behead me for not being a Muslim?